Dense Breast

A breast that is firm, not flappy, holds its own.

Jim: Damn Sarah's rack is popping

Steve: I know right, she's got dense breasts

by steveo2017 September 30, 2016

Dense Breast

Breasts that are hard and not soft and squishy. Having dense breasts means that you have an increased chance of getting breast cancer.

Girl: Do my boobs feel hard to you?
Guy: Yeah those are some dense breasts! Not as hard as my dick though

by matew October 1, 2016

common dense

Referring extreme lack of common sense. Exact opposite of common sense.

man 1: dude, doesn't anyone have common sense anymore?

man 2: yo, everyone is inflicted with that common dense now n days.

also see: soulja boy

by dadumbdude March 30, 2012

dense breasts

hard boobies that don't sag when you remove the "over the shoulder boulder holder."

Dense breasts:

Damn she got those dense breastesses upon her chestesses

by natdiggitydog September 30, 2016

dense cabbage

Someone is who's just generally dumb

If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.

by Comrade.eXe June 26, 2019

dense bread

A lot of money.

"Damn that's some dense bread ya got there rick"

by TheFuriousMustardSquancher November 17, 2016

Hella Dense

Referring to someone or something that is dumb/ugly/lame

"That party was hella dense"

by yooitsariel December 22, 2014