Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.

The phrase you use when running like fuck from something IE. The Police and/or A pedophile.

It can also be used when running away from your friend whilst playing the 'YELLOW CAR' Game because your ginger friend can't play it properly, KG.

*Drunk man walks into alley*

LC: Can we walk a little faster now?
AS: Yeah..
JS: PEDO IN THE ALLEY
JS: Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.

by Jake-S. May 17, 2011

Pedophile

Someone sexually attracted to children, especially prepubescent ones but not necessarily all children or exclusively children. They can be any gender. They do not necessarily do anything to anyone. They cannot help being a pedophile and being one does not mean they want to rape anyone.

Better pedophile than a rapist.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Pedophile

A grown adult who is sexually attracted to young pre- pubescent children and should be sent to jail forever.

Jim: Hey, did you hear about that pedophile named Samuel who lives on our street? He raped an innocent child!
Susan: Wow, what a sick person!!

by ElevenTheBestRat July 14, 2019

Pedophile

The old white guy who hangs around your school possibly a janitor.

He touched Timmy he's a pedophile

by unision3 September 3, 2020

Pedophile

Someone who has a sexual foot fetish

(Note: Pedophile is different to paedophile, the latter meaning someone who has a sexual child fetish)

Those feet are so sexy!

Oh I didn't know you're a pedophile!

by Grand Master Wordsmith IV May 28, 2020

Pedophile

The way the shitty Americans say peadophile

Wow.. He's a "pedophile"

by Fuckemerald December 30, 2020

Pedophile

Someone who is weird and tends to prey on people, normally younger than ones self

Wow, Nicholas C is such a pedophile

by ABS GOD May 2, 2018