No, a designer woman is not a woman who happens to be a designer.
A designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt.
To describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women.
The only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world.
These include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela.
A designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt.
To describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women.
The only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world.
These include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela.
Little Dickie: It doesn't matter what she looks like or what kind of character she has, there is always something wrong. Either she farts or eats boogers.
Doghorn Sexhorn: What you need, my boy, is a designer woman
Doghorn Sexhorn: What you need, my boy, is a designer woman
by verbus accidentibus August 13, 2010
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It contains girls who think they're awesome but they really aren't. I only know two girls who are actually cool there. Most of them think that aeropostale is the most fashionable brand (hint: it's not) and are hideous with glasses.
The guys are all obsessed with video games and computer programming (I know, wtf?)
Most people at ASD are Indians who think they're attractive/cool but in fact are not. The academics are great but socially it's the worst school ever (I mean seriously? There were like 15 graduates last year!!!!!!!). Also the teachers there are extremely biased.
It contains girls who think they're awesome but they really aren't. I only know two girls who are actually cool there. Most of them think that aeropostale is the most fashionable brand (hint: it's not) and are hideous with glasses.
The guys are all obsessed with video games and computer programming (I know, wtf?)
Most people at ASD are Indians who think they're attractive/cool but in fact are not. The academics are great but socially it's the worst school ever (I mean seriously? There were like 15 graduates last year!!!!!!!). Also the teachers there are extremely biased.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Academy for Science and Design?
Person 2: Yeah, isn't that the smart person school?
Person 1: Uh huh, but the people are annoying.
Person 2: Yeah, isn't that the smart person school?
Person 1: Uh huh, but the people are annoying.
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Your buddy who is always the desiganted drunk driver. You all go party and no one is sober but the best drunk driver drives the car home
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by Rick Mills September 7, 2004
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Get the Designer mug.A Designated Slam Piece is a girl you have on the slide, before going out to a party, bar, or gathering where you have a girl or "piece" that you can "slam," have sexual relations, take part in foreplay, or hook-up with at the end of the night when all else fails. This can be a good or bad thing which can prove that no matter how much you fuck up, you still have a girl to get with. The negative side is that no matter how hard you try, it's impossible to get another girl so that DSP comes in handy on those dry weekends where you just can't pick up a girl for your life.
Designated Slam Piece or DSP:
"This girl is all over me but i'm really trying to get some ass this weekend and this girl isn't even that good looking, butter faceeee..."
"... Dude i mean does she have a nice ass?"
"Yeah, but what about it??"
"Whatever dude, just make that bitch your DSP and call it a year man"
"YEAHHH, your right! I forgot I lost my last designated slam piece after I gave that bitch HPV"
"Dude, she had that shit coming, she def should have asked before you fucked her"
"Yeah, like what the fuck.. wasn't my fault"
"Definitely a trick ass bitch"
"Chyeahhh your right, well let's hit indigo and see whats up with this Designated Slam Piece later"
"This girl is all over me but i'm really trying to get some ass this weekend and this girl isn't even that good looking, butter faceeee..."
"... Dude i mean does she have a nice ass?"
"Yeah, but what about it??"
"Whatever dude, just make that bitch your DSP and call it a year man"
"YEAHHH, your right! I forgot I lost my last designated slam piece after I gave that bitch HPV"
"Dude, she had that shit coming, she def should have asked before you fucked her"
"Yeah, like what the fuck.. wasn't my fault"
"Definitely a trick ass bitch"
"Chyeahhh your right, well let's hit indigo and see whats up with this Designated Slam Piece later"
by IsingM_PSU October 26, 2011
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