damon

A bastardized version of the name Damion. Generally used by lazy parents who cbf writing that 'i' on their social security baby-claim forms.

Husband: 'Hey wife, let's call our son Damion'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'

by Groofy March 3, 2008

damo

Sexy butcher from Oldham

I hope that Damo will stuff my turkey this Christmas

by Dee December 14, 2003

Matt Damon

A gorgeous male who needs to get married to me.

Matt Damon is so damn FINE!

by Stully March 8, 2004

Daemon

1.A type of demon in strict reference to a Greek definition rather than the often associated Christian interpretation. "Daemon" is actually the mis-romanization of the Greek word "Daimon" for there is no Greek dipthong for "ae". It is often used incorrectly by people attempting to sound pretentious, arrogant and self important who really no nothing of the subject they speak about.

"Through his spelling of 'daemon' it was clear that he was attempting to make himself sound intelligent, thus failing miserably."

"My Latin teacher kicks so much ass because we bitched together about pretentious assholes and their hilarious misusage of spellings and Greek adaptions such as 'daemon'."

by blubbernugget February 10, 2007

Dagorhiv

Deriving from a phonetic pronunciation of H.I.V. Dagorhiv is a term used to describe a sickness (generally mononucleosis or other STD) contracted from exchange of bodily fluids at a Dagorhir event. The illness can be spread through a number of means:
1)Mass sharing of drinking water
2)Blood-blood contact which resulted from battle wounds
3)Unprotected sex with a Dagawhore.

WartHog: Hey, man... why is Jari twitching like that? Did he forget his insulin again?

Blackhawk: Nah, he caught the Dagorhiv from some redhead in Mirkwood camp.

by Sticky Wicket January 21, 2010

dadmom

A silly way to refer to a parent. Often used when referring to oneself

These are my kids and I'm their dadmom

by AkiCinnaBun September 8, 2017

Damo

some retard who bullies monkey chimpanzees and gambles in minecraft while placing sand in the cobblestone wall sequence

Damo shut the fuck up

by RealGodNotFake April 28, 2019