cuddlebitch

a guy who always ends up in the dreaded " lets just be friends zone" with females he is attracted to. Consequently gets to hear all her problems, runs around after her and basically acts like her female friend....but with testicles. You heard of "friends with benefits", well this sort of idiot is a"boyfriend without benefits!"

Igor: "you see Dennis is running around after Chloe again"
Olly : "yeh ,hes not gonna get in her knickers though....hes just her cuddlebitch!"

by mingemuncher September 24, 2009

Cuddle Cowboy

When two homosexual males take a shit on each others chests, then give each other a long shitty hug and smell each others shit.

Barri and morrie gave each other a cuddle cowboy, and then licked the shit off each others chest.

by Crisp June 25, 2008

cuddle puddle

a group of several people who are on ecstasy and are comforting each other by hugging

look! that's what you call a cuddle puddle

by gashlycrumb February 17, 2003

Cuddlefish Snugglefuck

1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.

2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.

3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.

4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.

1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.

2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.

3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.

4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?

by Cuddlefish Snugglefuck December 17, 2008

Cuddle Fight

A fight in which two people engage in aggressive cuddling. Weapons used in these fights are alcohol, pajamas, and cheesy pick up lines.

"I wish to fight you."

"Well I don't want to engage in a bat fight, so we better make it a CUDDLE FIGHT."

by Btone24 September 28, 2009

cuddle punch

When you are holding and loving and squeezing someone but you just have to punch them in their whore mouth.

Andy and Phil were playing hockey against each other, and even though they loved each other very much, they locked up and cuddle punched each other. Gently.

by aim.low April 4, 2014

Online Cuddle Call

a cuddle call for when you're dating someone online or in a long distance relationship, usually one person asks for a cuddle and the other responds with "*cuddles* " or something similar to that.

Person 1: Hey I need cuddles
Person 2: *cuddles*
Person 2: now tell me what happened?
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Person 1: I want to cuddle someone...

Person 2: well you can give jack a Online Cuddle Call!

by Felix_FPVirus August 10, 2015