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Clock-eyed

A state of being that occurs during an extremely boring lecture. It happens when you keep staring at the clock for so long that your eyes appear as clocks.
Dude, you looked so clock-eyed during Dr. P's lecture on the digestive system of a raccoon. How long was it?
by E-dubby dub October 21, 2006
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Titty Clock

Telling a woman/girlfriend/wife the time by moving her boobs in a specific direction.

Left titty is the hour hand and right titty is the minute hand

12: 30 ---> left titty pushed up, right titty pushed down

etc etc...
Hey hunny do you know the time?

Sure let me consult the titty clock
by Joe Money Money November 25, 2010
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l33t o'clock

Basicly when your 24 hour clock reads 13:37
Shit Dan,, check the time out,,,,, its L33t o'clock
by Timmos December 29, 2006
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clock

1) To regard an act or object.
2) The act of hitting a person.
3) A gauge, such as a speedometer.
4) To gauge, to estimate, to time.
1) You clockin' that hot AMG?
2) Try to steal my AMG, I'll clock you.
3) These new 340 km/h AMG clocks rule!
4) Cop clocked me at 340 in my AMG!
by T.D. January 20, 2003
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fuck-fuck o'clock

Person A: What's up? Do you wanna go out tonight?
Person B: I would, but I have to get up at fuck-fuck o'clock tomorrow... ah whatever, I don't need to be awake at work.
by Taco Watson April 7, 2010
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Your Mom O'Clock

Used when someone asks you the time.
Person A: Hey, what time is it?
Person B: Its your mom o'clock.
by cloudlesspace August 27, 2011
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clockcrew

A group of flash animators. They animate different objects (usually fruits) with clocks on them. The clockcrew is a flash community and usually crate movies about the NG user 'strawberryclock' aka 'coolboyman'.

Strawberryclock deliberatley submitted terrible flash movies to the NG flash portal, thus making him very unpopular at the time.

But then, three new users to have 'clock' in their username's apeared, OrangeClock, AppleClock, and RaspberryClock. They came as a surprise, even to strawberryclock but these new clocks continued to make movies praising sbc and calling him 'king of the portal'.

There was a huge backlash against the clocks and many users made 'anti-clock' movies which were almost all terrible, even worse than the clcok movies themselves. But instead of retaliating, the clocks just continued making movies and replied to hating NG reviews with polite replies.

The clockcrew has come through many ups and downs, but has come up through all adversity and hate, and has produced some of the very best movies on newgrounds, including '21 clock street: the movie (1 and 2)', 'bananna beard' and 'the void' series.

The clockcrew is probabley the first real flash community and has spawned many more, such as the star syndicate and the lock legion.
"did you see that clockcrew flash on the front page? It's been a while."
by Crustclock August 5, 2005
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