Crusty McCame

A guy does a girl up the butt and cums around her asshole. He thens motor-boats the girls asshole after she takes a shit. Cleaning up all the crusty poop and cum that is left there.

My friend kim, took a shit in the morning. Her boyfriend, dupree, came over and did her up the butt and jizzed around her asshole. After he stuck his tongue out and and cleaned up all the pooop and cum that was in between her cheeks. While this was happening her friend McCabe walked in and dupree spit out a crusty doodie in McCabe's eye. The girl kim then screamed out "Crusty McCame!"

by Danny Jason April 9, 2008

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crusty corndog

A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.

I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.

by pwntang April 16, 2008

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Crusty whore

A whore is crusty due to over use.

You are a crusty whore

by franks February 2, 2005

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crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"
-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit October 14, 2016

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crusty facemask

When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.

"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "

"That bitch."

"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."

by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010

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