the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.
the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them
by crustynraunchy December 04, 2007
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crusty corndog

A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.
I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.
by pwntang April 16, 2008
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Crusty whore

A whore is crusty due to over use.
by franks February 02, 2005
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Crusty Cannoli

When a female poops during anal.
This chick Crusty Cannolied me last night by accident
by Crusty Cannoli June 04, 2014
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crusty gusset

The gusset is the part in your selected underwear, between your genitalia and your rectumnal cavity.

Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.
Cor her gusset were dead crusty mate. She had a dead janky ass crusty gusset.
by Hitlers Missing Testicle January 04, 2018
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crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature
"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"
-Quan
by Brandon Pears stupidshit January 29, 2016
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Crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature.
"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"

-Quan
by Brandon Pears stupidshit January 29, 2016
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