Crusty McCame

A guy does a girl up the butt and cums around her asshole. He thens motor-boats the girls asshole after she takes a shit. Cleaning up all the crusty poop and cum that is left there.

My friend kim, took a shit in the morning. Her boyfriend, dupree, came over and did her up the butt and jizzed around her asshole. After he stuck his tongue out and and cleaned up all the pooop and cum that was in between her cheeks. While this was happening her friend McCabe walked in and dupree spit out a crusty doodie in McCabe's eye. The girl kim then screamed out "Crusty McCame!"

by Danny Jason April 9, 2008

the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.

the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

Crusty whore

A whore is crusty due to over use.

You are a crusty whore

by franks February 2, 2005

Crusty Skankasaurus

A dirty (literally) whore. Anyone you feel like insulting.

That girl is a crusty skankasaurus.

by A-RodJSU May 9, 2006

Crusty ass

To care about someone but not wanting to directly tell them

Shut your crusty ass up, I want to help you!

by Leoknowsitall March 2, 2021

crusty pustule

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.

Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

by rommate s dirty girl January 11, 2010

crusty tuna

When a woman has a yeast infection and masturbates leaving a thin crust of cum to be eaten.

No thanks I'm not hungry, I had a crusty tuna earlier.

by Fappinplatypus December 28, 2016