Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
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Get the crooked seven mug.Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked pecker mug.A level 1 Mafia City player.
This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.
*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*
Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*
Thats how mafia works
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.
*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*
Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*
Thats how mafia works
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