Cuban Missle Crisis

When a female has performed oral sex on a male and he shoots his load so hard in her mouth that it rockets out her nose.

I was gettin some brain from this beezie the other night and I managed to pull of the cuban missle crisis.

by cubanbsmokin June 29, 2009

desert crisis

A mod for Half Life set in the future with a bajillion features like custom head selections, stunts and dynamic objectives. Much better than the inferior game of "counter strike" which is populated by 9th graders singled out for their bedwetting problems.

<Elmo85> Hey let's go play some Desert Crisis!
<bendystraw> Right on, dude!
<penisbutt> NO LETS PLAY COUNTAR STRIEK!!
*** penisbutt was kicked by Elmo85 (NO!)

by JYD September 14, 2003

Mid-week Crisis

An Alternative/Acoustic Band from Gaithersburg, Maryland.

"Hey did you get to see Mid-week Crisis last night?" "Yeah, They were awesome!"

by Dr3wBe4r August 19, 2009

quarter life crisis

the years after college when your parents stop telling you how to live you life - and stop financing it.

my friend says she hates her job and is broke, but she's just having a quarter life crisis.

by Erin May 13, 2004

crissy

the sexiest name for a girl. crissys are always fun, a little bit of good in them with a lot of wild. finest bitches around..i'm talking dimes.

"yo did you see crissy today? shes baaaangin!"

by luvmesumhos March 5, 2009

crimes

it is a Corona and lime

guy1: Dude, You've had to many crimes tonite
guy2: Im Wasted !
guy1: haha well at least save some limes for the rest of us!

by Ribezy September 16, 2009

The crisis

When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town

"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!

by You know what I mean March 20, 2020