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deviant creature

Another way to say that one is a cross dresser on a Tindr profile.
I'm a deviant creature, If you know what that means. If you are interested in how it feels like to be in the company of a very feminine and passable CD, lemme know!
by TacoJackson August 26, 2017
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma August 27, 2016
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milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.
Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.
by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023
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