Standing behind the door of a girls room beating off and right when she answers you blow your load in her face. then yelling SURPRISE CREAM!
by marshjt April 3, 2011
Get the Surprise Creammug. Choaklit Cream is a drink that was crafted by vikings back in the day, they formed this drink by milking a holy goat and sprinkling flakes of choaklit, sourced from the himalayas.
This drink was popularised by the professional shagger Caz Milligan.
This drink was popularised by the professional shagger Caz Milligan.
by MarkHamiltonIsAGrannyShagger May 16, 2021
Get the Choaklit Creammug. The act of ejaculating into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her more until she cums and squirts both juices onto the guys stomach
by MattXMaida August 6, 2015
Get the Magma Creammug. The solution to all computer related problems. All computers are terrified of cream cheese, particularly of having it smothered over their hard drive or around the keyboard. Faced with any problem, the wise computer user will simply reach for their handy container of cream cheese and hold it infront of the screen (where the computer can see it) in a threatening gesture. Terrified, the disobedient computer will quickly cut the crap and start working properly again.
Mischevious Computer: " Error 508D80AN937; the program has performed an illegal operation and needs to shut down." (Translation: Fuck off human, no mere mortal can control me! Muahahaha)
Computer User: "Aaaahhhh! Damnit! Not again! You fucking computer, you've messed with me for the last time! That's it, I'm getting the cream cheese!"
Mischevious Computer: "... ..." *emits sweat
Computer User: "Oh, think you're tough do ya? Take this!" *raises clump of cream cheese in hand
*Computer beeps loudly in a frightened high pitch tone and begins working properly
Computer User: "Aaaahhhh! Damnit! Not again! You fucking computer, you've messed with me for the last time! That's it, I'm getting the cream cheese!"
Mischevious Computer: "... ..." *emits sweat
Computer User: "Oh, think you're tough do ya? Take this!" *raises clump of cream cheese in hand
*Computer beeps loudly in a frightened high pitch tone and begins working properly
by Matt89 April 30, 2008
Get the cream cheesemug. by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003
Get the custard creammug. When a man ejaculates onto a bodily surface, and begins rubbing vigorously the semen that has been dispersed onto the skin; Creating a fluffy white, "Whipped" Cream.
by pewtypewter December 20, 2014
Get the Whipped Creammug. 