Skip to main content

Definitions by pewtypewter

Curve Spikers 

A group of people who are ignoring government orders to stay indoors during a global pandemic.

Comparative to:
Flat Earther
Anti-Vaxxer
There are 12 teenagers gaggling around the park after the government locked down the city. Fucking Curve Spikers. They definitely have parents that are Anti-Vaxxers/Flat Earthers for sure (Probably Karen, and Steve).
Curve Spikers by pewtypewter March 23, 2020

Whipped Cream 

When a man ejaculates onto a bodily surface, and begins rubbing vigorously the semen that has been dispersed onto the skin; Creating a fluffy white, "Whipped" Cream.
I just jizzed on her back, and made whipped cream by rubbing it really hard and fast.
Whipped Cream by pewtypewter December 20, 2014