crackalackin

ummm...actually, all ya'll muhafuckas are fucked in the game...CRACKALACKIN was created by rapper E-40, the originator of slang...its Oakland slang, and all ya'll dnt know shit bout that bay area mouth...

yo pimp daddy...wats crackalackin boo?

by angela p October 12, 2004

cockblock

when a dumb ass bitch that isnt hot or attractive and you dont even communicate with basically makes some random shit up about you and her hooking up to make that fly ass hoe you are thinkin of bonin only look at you as a complete busta, but in all actuality the cockblock or as we call them on da street..."hoodrat" or "bitchass" is the only busta around. The cock block usually is just in da club frontin...

its poppin in da club and ma boy jay is feelin dis fly ass hunny...

-jay: so emily lets go to the trap or somethin, you fine as hell and you know a d-boi like me wants to hit all night, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
-emily: well its obvious you aint frontin g, so hold up while i go tell the girls you gon give it up to me tonight.
-jay: aight bitch make it quick though, my dick feels like its gonna burst out my fuckin pants man shit...

emily is now with her bitches when all the sudden a cockblock (lindsay) comes over with a major kill...

-emily: i cant wait to get pounded by jay tonight, i hope he tears me apart.
-lindsay: oh yeah i made out with jay kyd, you already know.
-emily: shieeeet meng
-jay: yo lindsay stop being a mo fuckin cockblock and go suck a dick, no homo.
-killa: yeah yeah jay rep yo hood kyd AY! AY!
-emily: is this true jay, because it sure would make you look like a busta, i mean shit son, damn...
-jay: man emily lindsay is a hoodrat, and a cockblock ya heard?
-emily: fo sho
-jay and emily: one.
-killa: for real i just wanna say...yo lindsay go get ya wet wipes...I see your head lights, dey NOT lookin dead nice they got me sayin D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn.

by killa! September 16, 2008

Crackalackin!

When a man or woman secures a mans scrotum in his or her grasp....takes his or her opposite hand and punches said scrotum while the owner of said scrote masturbates.....this is the true essence of crackalackin........I.E...crackalackin! nuts

Hey girlfriend....how did you make that 800 bucks in an hour last night............oh it was easy.....I simply went out on the town....ended up crackalackin! some nuts, and continued on living my life ....

by Thewayshegoes89 June 16, 2017

cockblock

1. To deny a horny partner sex as a means of control.
2. To forego expected vaginal coitus after reciveing oral sex.
3. To back out of an already initated sexual encounter.

My girl wanted it bad, but since she didn't cook I gave the lazy lady the cockblock.

by xylol April 17, 2006

Crackalackin'

Being devoid of white people.

This club is crackalackin'

by Sandy Sausage January 23, 2020

crablock

When two lesbos rub their pussies together, legs extended in opposite directions.

Oh man, I walked in on Pvt. Garner and her GF goin' at it last night!
Doin' the crablock!?
Totally!
I knew they were gay.

by Vasquez October 4, 2007

clockblock

To avoid fixing the phone time display on an avaya phone because, seriously, don't you already have a watch.

Clockblocking is when the users say, hey fix the clock on my phone because I only have like 100 other clocks to look at and the admin, god of the world, as we all know, was like, sure, we use a priotity from 1 to 10 with 10 being the best and you are a negative 5 with a 0 being the score for random office chat or coffee breaking.

by YourPepPep January 21, 2011