cattle drapes

Cattle Drapes are a lot like "Beef Curtains" They're a name for the most heinous, tattered, frayed, stained, busted and discolored pussy lips in existence. If a woman has Cattle Drapes before she turns 65 she obviously is amazing in bed. Don't let the wreckage of her box fool you. Those Cattle Drapes separate, allow you in and then they rejoin themselves to each other around the shape of your cock. It's pretty amazing and can cause instant ejaculation if you're not used to the airtight seal the Drapes make around your cock whether thrusting forward or retracting, full shaft, sans the helmet, backed out of the meaty, visually baffling vagina, then slammed back in.

Most people love a nice set of Beef Curtains but it's the Cattle Drapes that fill you up and leave you fully satisfied.

You must be 18 to ride this face. C'mon teenyboppers, move along with your Cattle Drapes.

by Miss. Behave & WayOutWestes August 29, 2023

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Cattlewallen

Cattlewallen is when a group of over weight middle aged women go to the bar to get drunk, sing Karaoke, and dance on the weekends..

"Hey Girl let's go down to the bar and go Cattlewallen this weekend"

by Ben Dejo 248 October 20, 2023

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cotter548

The ACTUAL person who uploaded the first 'Rickroll'. Rick Astley is the person who made the original music video, and cotter is the one who uploaded it.

Person 1: Hey btw who made rickroll again?
Person 2: haha funni rick rol man?
Person 1: u so dum, it was actually cotter548!
Person 2: *fades out of exsistense*

by JD Official January 2, 2024

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