Catan

A rash on a board gamers butt that just won’t go away

The catan that settled on his buttocks was very difficult for the doctor to cure.

by Neural observer January 17, 2021

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Catana

A Japanese sword that is commonly mispronounced by ignorant Americans. They put emphasis on the middle 'a' instead of the last 'a'. The mispronunciation itself can piss off actual Japanese speaking people including me.

Ninja in training 1: I just got a new Catana(Cuh-toh-nuh) blade.
Ninja in training 2: Ass. Any actual Japanese speaking person knows that its pronounced Catana(Cuh-tuh-na). You just pissed me off because of your mispronunciation.

by Naramiko Hashimoto November 24, 2011

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Conan

When something is promised to you for a very long time, but it is taken back amost immediatly. The person who gives/takes said thing is pulling a "Conan"

Dude, he totally got fucked over.
Yeah, that other guy pulled a Conan. What a douche.

by JubJubHero2 November 9, 2010

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Colan

Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.

"Dude, why are you believing that blatant lie coming out of his mouth, it's Colan."

by steph kurry December 30, 2018

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