ceiling sucker

two gay men giving eachother oral sex

" Look at those ceiling suckers!!! "

by lalalamp August 4, 2006

Ceiling Sack

Someone (Or something) that is a complete and udder freak.

Hey, did you heard about the new girl?

Yeah, what a Ceiling Sack!

by Hieronymous J. William Esq. May 1, 2008

Ceiling Nipple

When you throw a piece of hotdog at the ceiling and it sticks

"Where's my hotdog?"
*looks up*
"Holy shit it made a ceiling nipple!"

by zaynmalikjheyhey November 27, 2016

Collingswood High School

A complete shit hole in the middle of a up and coming suburban area. Often referred to as c-hood. Kids from oaklyn (they’re pretty cool) and kids from woodlyne (a very awful town) come to Collingswood High School. Students rarely ever take work seriously. It is impossible to walk into the bathroom and not see a group of kids huddled up in a circle around the heater hitting juuls a dab pens. People also very commonly destroy everything in the bathrooms so they shut down every boys bathroom except the one on the first floor. Often students will get caught by the most intimidating security guards in south jersey, they will only receive a 3 day suspension no matter how bad what they did was (accept fighting, they take that seriously because in previous years that’s all the woodlyne kids would do). And then when the kids get back they will do the same shit again and that’s why our school is betting increasingly shittier and shittier.

Person from haddontownship: Have you met that’s kids from Collingswood High School?

Person from haddonfeild: No, and I don’t want to, they are all dirty theifs.

by Akinnnn March 2, 2019

the glass ceiling

A term describing the maximum level a woman or ethnic minority can achieve before it is necessary to be a white male to go further.

After four years working at Innetec, I have unfortunately hit the glass ceiling.

by RandomViking November 2, 2015

painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place

I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling

by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017

global cooling

The last time that occured was in the 1600s.

Today's scientific instruments are simply too primitive to accurately measure global cooling or global warming.

by AYB July 19, 2003