cluster fuck

when there are too many thing going on or people around you its called a cluster fuck

person1: there are so many people here

person2: i know its a cluster fuck

by yiuh September 13, 2018

Cluster Carl

A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.

"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

Cluster fuck

when a super sentai combination (mainly ultimate combination) looks like it was a last minute decicion from toei and it looks like a massive cluster of various peices from the show/toy line connected in various random spots on the main combination body

"Engine oh G12 is a cluster fuck"
"You saw how many peices god king ohger had? That was a cluster fuck for sure"

by Engine Oh G12 December 1, 2023

Granola cluster

A late 1980s term used by kids to describe hippie wannabes.

Man, that person in bell-bottoms is a real granola cluster.

by Real_hippie September 19, 2023

cluster fuck

a job or situation where nothing seems to be finished and/or complete or Repaired. 2a gathering of situations or episodes in a short time all failing.

This entire job has been a total cluster fuck. Nothing's gone right!

by Cowboy W. Educated June 24, 2021

Clusterous

A heavy layer of clusters forms a crusty jagged surface on and around one’s skin and body parts. Common in their natural environment in council estates and 3rd world countries. In certain communities the size and amount of your clusterous’ determine social standing, often with the largest and biggest clusterous holders leading the charge.

Man “Have you seen my clusterous?”

Woman “Everyone seen your clusterous John, it’s nothing to be proud of. Peters is much bigger.”

Man 1 “ Hey bro, I just caught five more clusterous ex off Alisha last night”
Man 2 “ Nice bro, I respect that”

by XFaceflaps69 December 23, 2023

Clusters

A collection of objects of any sort.

Good clusters are hard to find, puss.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016