Clitshit

When you are in the process of eating her clit and she shits all over your face.

*Licking her clit* "I got a surprise for you baby,ever heard of a clitshit?" *continues licking,Shits all over his face*

by Blackened1 May 24, 2011

Clintism

(klint-iz-uh-m)
-noun

an informal way of speaking or texting, which is usually the result of years of getting hit in the head, where the practitioner commonly uses words that don't belong in place of ones that do. The person using a Clintism will believe that there is nothing wrong with the way they speak or spell. Most common is replacing the word "that" with "what".
e.g. "Looking for a phone whats work."
The practitioner will also spell words how they sound while texting. This often results in the practitioner's phone to auto correct right words to the improper ones.
e.g. " I mite get done early."

That guy with brain damage has really picked up Clintism lately.

by johndoe86 December 11, 2011

Clinton's Saxophone

Referring to Bill Clinton (42nd President of The United States of America), this is a sexual act where a tube is inserted into a partner's anus and/or vagina and then blown into, at which point the air is expelled from the partner's orifice(s).

I bet Bill hasn't given Hillary a Clinton's saxophone in 30 years.

by GangsterSandwich September 15, 2016

Clintonitis

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.

She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.

by azwonks October 24, 2016

Clinton's Car Wash

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.

"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."

by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017

Clitsand

Similar to that of dicksand, but when dealing with a vagina. It's when dudes drop everything to be with their girl, who really isn't that cool or interesting in the first place. Much like quicksand, clitsand is what guys get caught in when they're obsessed with their girlfriend/crush/wife or really anyone that's giving them vagina.

Fucking Robbie, man. He fell into the clitsand--that's why he's not coming out tonight.

by LilCoop April 4, 2017

clintonator

an all round top shagger someone who will basically shag any girl with a pulse

friend1: go on fred shag fuck out her
friend2: he going to clintonator the fuck out them?

friend1: too right he just doesnt give a fuck what girl hes humping as long as its got a heartbeat.

by amercianboy57 July 7, 2017