Clean my Dirty Toilet

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.

I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.

by thelizx May 7, 2009

cleager

plural tense of cleag, or clig.

refering to someone as a cleager is calling someone a smelly pube.

"you dirtyy cleager give me my money"

by boliopofo July 4, 2009

Clean your litterbox

1 Female who is not hygienically clean. Dirty virginia.

2 Male or Female who just talk to much shit, Lies or offensive

language

1. Boy to girl after sex: "Girl clean your litterbox."

2. Mother to daughter: "Shamikwa clean your litterbox.

3. Mike you kiss your wife with that mouth, "clean your litterbox.

by omyhell February 4, 2010

clean wit it

referring to Alex's drip (see drip)

damn G, you are clean wit it

by Le Messiah September 29, 2020

clavicaphobia

The fear of anything touching one’s collar bones.

Chuck Norris is said to only wince at someone utilizing his clavicaphobia against him. His immediate reflex is a Texas Ranger roundhouse of course.

by Wooly Mammoth February 13, 2021

Quickie clean

When you need to take a shower, but have no time. So you clean the parts of your body that create offensive odors, i.e., armpits, and private areas with a wash cloth soap and a little water.

Can be used while camping, after sex, or before important meetings. More effective if wet wipes are used.

I have 30 minutes to be downtown, and some wet wipes. But I don't have time for a shower. Time to quickie clean!

by HellishWinter September 20, 2009

Vacuum Cleaner

Something to clean dust with or for pleasure if you enjoy the ultimate sucking experience

Mom: Son, have you seen the Vacuum Cleaner?

Son: I’m busy using it!

Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!

by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019