Im headed to the club to pay a professional spear cleaner. Im giving my girl the night off, she deserves it.
by Bred4Battle October 16, 2025
Get the Spear Cleanermug. When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.
by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025
Get the Stockton Glass Cleanermug. When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet
Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”
Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”
Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”
by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020
Get the Head Cleanermug. A San Diego Pipe cleaner is when two consenting adults engage in urethral play using a rusted worn down pipe cleaner. In some cases the color may vary to describe the user's sexual preferences. Ex a woman with an orange pipe cleaner indicates she's looking for other women.
by Assblastfucker July 2, 2025
Get the San Diego Pipe Cleanermug. Hey did you hear ? Jessica said Isaac is a tray cleaner, he Cleaned out her ass last night and then ate her ass
by PizzaShopGuy May 5, 2018
Get the Tray Cleanermug. An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.
Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022
Get the Carpet Cleanermug. Once one is done ejaculating in the vaginal canal or anus, a third party gets down posthaste and sucks out the semen from said orifice. Huzzah!
One time I was fucking this dude while his friend watched and after he came, said friend went to go clean up. He told me to lay back down, “Don’t worry, I’m a cleaner”. And proceeded to suck me dry!
The Cleaner: sucking cum out of the vaginal canal or anus.
The Cleaner: sucking cum out of the vaginal canal or anus.
by “Sweet Chocolate V” December 28, 2022
Get the The Cleanermug.