Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.

Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.

by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018

Dropping Clay

Taking a shit....

Im going to freak out of my neighbors dog keeps dropping clay on my grass

by Bobby Baboon November 8, 2019

pottery clay

When you make pottery out of clay.

The pottery clay needs to get soft.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023

Clay

The MudWing member of the Dragonets of Destiny in Tui T. Sutherland’s book series Wings of Fire

(He is a precious baby; protect him at all costs)

Peril: Clay! Did you eat a shit ton of anti-tank landmines again?
Clay: my bad

by some guy obsessed with explosi January 2, 2023

Clay Bertrand

The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.

"My girlfriend totally did a Clay Bertrand on me last night, got me so horny".

by Ranky64 July 26, 2017

Jax Clay

Tiny short

Bro did you see him he's tiny.
Yea he's really a Jax Clay

by Bings July 28, 2023

clay target

A gay engineer's butthole

Everybody took turns blowing out his clay target.

by Bubba Buttfucker February 11, 2018