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quack-my-ass clause

Advice invariably found in the literature handed out by purveyors of so-called "alternative" or "complementary" medicine, in which customers intending to buy quackery are advised to check with their GPs first to find what "mainstream medicine" has to say.

The venomous diatribes against real medicine, and science and rationality in general, behind the closed doors of the "alternative" movement should tell you all you need to know about the sincerity of the quack-my-ass clause. On the face of it, it sounds obvious, egalitiarian and big-hearted. However, the real intention of the advice is to ensure that if anyone dies or is incapacitated by taking the quack's advice or products (or by swearing off real medicine, which may not be advised on the packaging but is a stock in trade in the "alternative" industry), if the matter comes to court the quack's lawyer can claim that the product or the service was misused; obviously, they didn't check with their GP, how unfortunate, it's not our fault.

Besides, the quack knows perfectly well their client is unlikely to see their GP or specialist about whatever the problem is, or if they do they won't pay much attention to their advice. If they did, they wouldn't be coming to the quack in the first place.
Ah, here's the booklet; 123 symptoms this product may be able to cure, 256 further lists of types of people the product may be able to help, 25 more natural products from the same factory that might be able to balance your energies and so on, and, oh yes, the quack-my-ass clause.
by Fearman September 10, 2007
mugGet the quack-my-ass clausemug.

Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause

An act of dominance by one party against another. The two (or more) people elect a decision maker. The decision maker then decides what objects to insert in the other's rectum. If the weak party objects, the dominant quickly provides a back handed slap and must shout, "You elected me! I know whats best! Take it!"
Iggy instantly regretted electing Nancy the dominant party as she invoked Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause powers and began furiously attempting to jam a pirate shaped salt shaker in his rectum.
by Slaughterhouse April 22, 2007
mugGet the Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clausemug.

stupid bitch clause

If a bitch be being stupid, then her man gots the right to punish her.
Tyresse's bitch was acting out, so he called the stupid bitch clause, and smacked her clear across the face.
by the big juice May 18, 2014
mugGet the stupid bitch clausemug.

ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
by kameren February 24, 2008
mugGet the ten day no-contact clausemug.

santa clause dat ho

Where you fuck a black midget in antlers in the ass then make some ho suck your cock then cum on her chin to resemble a Santa beard.
Dude, last night I ran into Max's mom and I definitely santa clause dat ho!
by JGBS January 10, 2008
mugGet the santa clause dat homug.
An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers
Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!
by Easton hockey July 22, 2009
mugGet the Holy fucking Santa clause shitmug.

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...
by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010
mugGet the Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmermug.

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