Christina Punua Kramer Boorman is the most amazing person you could ever know or have in your life. She is my band and choir teacher (middle school) and I love her a lot. She is beautiful, sweet, kind, funny, weird, understanding, accepting, and so much more!! She means everything to me, and that’s the whole reason I’m writing this - so that one day, hopefully, she will be curious about what comes up for her name in The Urban Dictionary, and will see this. I don’t know where I’d be in life without her. I don’t know who I’d be. She’s changed me and my life in so many ways, and I could never thank her enough. So, Mrs. Boorman, if you ever read this, know that I love you, and that you are everything to me. Know how great you are.
I love you, and as of when I’m writing this, I miss you. Hug hug
-Love, your barnacle
I love you, and as of when I’m writing this, I miss you. Hug hug
-Love, your barnacle
by Human34 May 26, 2021
When a female cuts off all circulation to her head so her eyeballs begin to pop out and she proceeds to give her male partner a handjob from behind!!!
by Nesta22 June 19, 2010
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by samthespacecowboy November 27, 2020
christina is kind and compassionate but if you mess with someone she fucks with she will whoop yo ass
by brazybaby08 December 18, 2018
Christina is the most caring girl you'll ever meet. She always has a smile on her face and can make anyone laugh. She is the most adorable girl in the world and her figure is breath-taking, you'd be lucky if you were/are her boyfriend.
by Raandom246 February 18, 2019
Very unlikely that she/he/they are straight (hell yeah) and kind of unlikely that they’re cisgender (enjoy this definition all you lgbt Christina’s like me)
by Christina-the-gay <3 November 15, 2021