chest nuts

A nut covered in a super spiky porcupine-ish protection shell that will give you a million splinters if you fall on one in your yard. The nut itself is evidently so damn tasty it inspired a Christmas song that has been covered by everyone and their brother.

when a man turns into a woman and gets a boob job, they are called "chest nuts" in some parts of the world.

definition one:

"Remember when Carla was Carl before he/she had the chest nuts installed?"

"How could I forget?"

definition 2:

"Chest NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FI-AHHHH!!! JACK FROST NIPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!"

"I like tuwtles"

by jeezusbonbonz October 12, 2008

Chicken Chested

when a man gets his chest waxed /when a young man hasn't hit puberty yet but should have by now

that man at the beach must of had a wax cause he chicken chested/that boy almost 18 and still chicken chested

by my political party : Realist August 13, 2009

Cum Chest

A Cum Chest is when a girl blows a guy, and proceeds to spit the load into a jar or bucket and saves it. No one knows why.

Oh my god, I just gave some dude a blow job and spit his chowder into my cum chest. I've got at least 20 dudes marinating in there!

by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

war chest

funding for a political campaign provided well in advance of the start of the campaign

If she really did want the seat in the senate, she would probably have been hiding an illicit war chest.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2011

birdy-chest

A man who is so skeletal that his ribs and sternum are easily visualized; a concave chest.

Ooooh, that dude is cute, but I fear that he may have birdy-chest.

by EBoogs April 28, 2006

Dragon chest

The burn you feel after you drink a strong alcoholic drink.

Oh shit! That shot gave me dragon chest! Feel the burn!!!

by Blueburry August 23, 2016

chest slapping

showing muscle arrogantly. Bragging.

There is some arrogant chest slapping, to be sure, but it is mixed with plenty of exhausted eye rubbing.

by thomassheep April 18, 2010