My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.

Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.

by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022

Chelsea

A person with a personality of kindness she knows what she is caperble of she can be a pyco she also is extremely funny she is in love with her boyfriend she has an obsession with cats her favourite coulors are purple and Aqua she has amazing self confidence and she knows what she wants she is a butiful girl. She's like a happy place and calm invroment she is a very smart girl with small fuse and with burst when she needs to she hates being around people and is a little shy but a really brave person with a bright future.

Chelsea loves cats

by Jonny / jazzy January 19, 2019

Chelsea

Chelseas are awesome girls who are hard to not fall in love with. They have big blue eyes, shiny dark blond hair, and ivory skin - which is ironic because they usually reside in sunny southwestern America. They don't care too much about what they look like, but always look beautiful. Despite being very cunning and intelligent creatures, Chelseas have the tendency of being clumsy with words and actions. They will trip over nothing, run into walls, and unintentionally say the most hilarious things. Always resilient, they can endure an ungodly amount of partying for their small stature. They can even intake over 6000 calories a day without gaining a pound. Very loving, humble, and loyal creatures, they tend to be huge cuddle bugs and passionate lovers. Chelseas are the most judgmental people in the world, but have the biggest hearts and only use their (always correct) judgments against people who truly deserve it.

guy 1: Who's that little blond in the GG shirt that just tripped over her own feet in the hallway?

guy 2: That's a Chelsea.

by ImissYouriseabove December 7, 2010

Chelsea FC

Simply the best team in the world. With homegrown stars like Terry and Lampard, upcoming talent like Sturridge and Bruma, and Seasoned Pros like Didier Drogba, Petr Cech, and Zola, no wonder the Blues are the best thing on the planet. However, teams such as: Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City, and Liverpool all suck. They all rely on foreign countries to staff their teams, and put in quite alot of money in the 2009/2010 season in which Chelsea hoisted not one but two trophies above their collective heads. They boast the 2009/2010 Golden Boot Winner and the Golden Glove Winner. No way to doubt the Blues are the best. Ancelotti's eyebrow said so.

With a resounding 6-0 win over some pipsqueak team, Chelsea FC clinched the EPL Title, leaving Manchester United, Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool in their dust.

by ChelseaBlue8thegreat January 16, 2011

T'chell-o!

Expression of delight/awe in the presence of, or at the sight of, a sexually appealing individual.

Accent should be very heavily on the "-o!" part of the word. indeed the "-o" can go on for some time: "T'chell-oooooooo!"

Derived from "Hello"

Foxy walks past...
Dude A looks at Dude B, indicates Foxy, and says: "T'chell-o!"

Alternatively, if Dude A wishes to indicate their delight/awe to Foxy, then the "T'chell-o!" can be directly addressed to them. This may result in a slap in the kisser.

by Dude A September 23, 2008

Chelmsford

the action of lying. An excuse you give for something that doesn't exist, because we all know that no one knows whats in Chelmsford! So if you want to say you have something (but you really don't) say it's in Chelmsford!

person 1: I have three summer houses....in Chelmsford
person 1: I have an indoor and outdoor basketball court....in Chelmsford
person 2: Dude show me
person 1: I cant Bernie will kill me
person 2: Dude your lying you don't have all that stuff!
person 1: In Chelmsford i have a girlfriend too.
person 2: Now thats crossing the line you obviously don't have a girlfriend your a fat chode!

by Harpo-Groucho-Zeepo March 29, 2011

challs

"Challs" is derived from the belief in "Challsism." challs is everyone and everything.

Challs is a noun, adjective, verb, adverb, preposition, conjunction, ECT.

Please read the word challs in a sentence for a better understanding-

dude that's totally challs.

I hate those damn challs.

My friend is a challsist.

I believe in challsism.

Dude my gf dumbed me over this stupid challs. Don't worry dude sometimes girls are too challs.

I had challs for dinner last night.

How long has it been since u brushed ur teeth? Um about 40 challs ago.

President bush is a fucking challs.

What's good challs?

I beat the challs out of those kids yesterday.

You see that girl over there!? I thinks she's challsing me!

Shut up challs.

For Christmas I got a lot of challs.

What challs, your gay. Omfc! (oh my fucking challs)

Challs = god

Challs can be good or bad.

Only one thing better than challs, and that is chuck noris!

by challs February 24, 2008