The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013
Get the cheeto dust etiquettemug. by goodmanjm August 6, 2009
Get the co-op cheetosmug. by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
Get the Osama Bin Cheetomug. The fecal residue left on your fingers and in between your nails after anally fingering your partner.
by wakaflackaball October 18, 2012
Get the Brown Cheeto Fingersmug. by HelloKitty4042 October 19, 2010
Get the hot and spicy cheetomug. A Cheeto puff that seems normal on the outside but once you take a bite out of it it tastes disgusting and like pee. It’s hard to swallow without throwing up and is extremely rare.
by Quackingallday October 14, 2020
Get the Moist Cheeto Puffmug. by its zeldiiiiiin October 16, 2016
Get the flaming cheeto suprisemug.