North of the checkerboard

An area to the north of Wiarton, Ontario, on the Bruce Peninsula, renowned for rednecks and peculiar behaviour.

Yeah, he's from north of the checkerboard.

by Feo2 July 10, 2010

checking the meter

Euphemism used to temporarily excuse oneself from a social gathering--presumably to see how much time is left on the (non-existent) parking meter--in order to do drugs.

"I'll be right back, I gotta check the meter."

by doritoboi May 28, 2004

Check Kiting

Referencing a personal bank account, the account holder will write a check knowing there is no money in the account in the hopes that by the time the check reaches the bank there will be money in the account. This system can also apply to cashing a check from an account and then depositing some of the cash in the same account in order to cover a previously written hot check. And repeating this process several times until the account holders gets paid.
POKER TABLE - Kiting someones checks means borrowing or taking chips from another player in order to play.

Jesus, I've been check kiting for three days. I need to hurry up and get paid.

After Tommy busted out of the game he kited like 2 dimes in checks from me to keep playing. He won it all back and then some!

by Jacklemen Hearse August 16, 2008

rubber check

A check that is going to be returned for non-suffecent funds

All that woman writes are rubber checks, I'd only take cash from her

by anonymous August 28, 2005

Bromance Checkin

When two male friends check in at every location they are together.

Hector: I can't believe you and Carlos checked in together at the gym, that's a bromance checkin.
Art: What's wrong with that?

by SKHO January 25, 2011

you better check yo self

Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self

by miaobaid August 25, 2014

smog-check

The act of aggressively licking a woman's ass.

When the tech is giving women "smog-checks", he's not working on their cars - he's licking their asses.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 20, 2011