Also referred to as "charvers" and "wankers", chavs make no decisions as lone people. They only work in packs of "chav-tastic herds". They first developed as a species around three years ago, and since have reproduced ferociously to become the most common form of human scum in the UK. To witness the shocking effects of this wave of filth, go to any town centre, street or bus shelter between the hours of 5pm and 9pm. After 9pm, the streets become safe again as the chavs are called in by their parents to go to bed. "Rock hard chavs", indeed. Chavs are distinguished by the brands Fred Perry, Burberry and especially Berghaus. Beware! Chavs think that these brands are awesome and that trousers are meant to be tucked into their socks. If a fight with a chav seems likely, do not worry. There need to be about 20 chavs to equal man without sight, hearing and arms. It's also worth noting that if your reply to "I'll fucking spark you out, you queer goth cunt" is "OK then.", they will likely run away. Their best-known hobbies are smoking, drinking (Lambrini) and shouting attempted insults at random strangers whom they could not actually hurt if the stranger stood still and the chav had a chainsaw. So, bravo chavs. You are now OFFICIALLY the scum of the world.
by matt228 December 14, 2008
Get the chavmug. by Cherry Berry December 17, 2007
Get the chavmug. Chavs are annoying rodents who usally bommard Croydon at 11.am for their regular mcdonalds with their 4 children-each child seems to be a different race.
they tend to have a different mad everyweek and the child dosen't even know who its father is.
They wear big, massive, chavy earings and chains which tend to go green in the rain but still wear it because they cant afford to buy another one. They also wear cheap tracksuits even in the summer.
Primark in Croydon is packed with chavs fighing over the cheapest earings in the shop.
I've often heard chavs speaking a different type of language to english. They use words such as, init or aint, bruv, sick, brrraaapp, ghetto,mcdonalds , ere and dere, and other stupid chavy phrases.
They are often seen hanging around in little chavy gangs and shouting out random things to people in the street.
I think it's so stupid how they try to get people to think they sre whealthy by having tattos in the "final reduction shop, closing down." and buying chains that are at their final sale stage because, everyone thinks their chavy apart from the chavs-of course.
Also what makes me laugh is THEY THINK THEY ARE NOT CHAVS!
they tend to have a different mad everyweek and the child dosen't even know who its father is.
They wear big, massive, chavy earings and chains which tend to go green in the rain but still wear it because they cant afford to buy another one. They also wear cheap tracksuits even in the summer.
Primark in Croydon is packed with chavs fighing over the cheapest earings in the shop.
I've often heard chavs speaking a different type of language to english. They use words such as, init or aint, bruv, sick, brrraaapp, ghetto,mcdonalds , ere and dere, and other stupid chavy phrases.
They are often seen hanging around in little chavy gangs and shouting out random things to people in the street.
I think it's so stupid how they try to get people to think they sre whealthy by having tattos in the "final reduction shop, closing down." and buying chains that are at their final sale stage because, everyone thinks their chavy apart from the chavs-of course.
Also what makes me laugh is THEY THINK THEY ARE NOT CHAVS!
chavs, croydon, primark, chains, mcdonalds, kfc, new addington, selsdon, poundland, 99p stores, argos, JD, thorton heath, purley, Sports world.
by xtrraaa besssstt 101 giirrl March 14, 2009
Get the Chavsmug. Stands for Council House And Violence.
Chavs usually live of benefits, vary in all ages, common to have a chav family,wear plently of tacky jewellery, teenage mums, council houses, yobs, thugs, rip off designers such as burbery, swear 24/7..
Chavs usually live of benefits, vary in all ages, common to have a chav family,wear plently of tacky jewellery, teenage mums, council houses, yobs, thugs, rip off designers such as burbery, swear 24/7..
by 0milly0 June 16, 2007
Get the Chavmug. The absolute scum of modern Britain. They wear fake burberry, baseball caps, hoodies, designer logos like Adidas and Lonsdale, and just cause trouble to innocent people who have done nothing wrong to them. Chavs usuallly isten to crappy music like G-Unit and 50 Cent and other shitty rap stuff. They have no education whatsoever and can't seem to understand anything intellectual.
by Uumalius September 1, 2008
Get the Chavmug. proof that some of homosapien is actually de-evoloving back to a chimp, sorry thats insulting to chimps they at least been involved in many scientifc experiments!!!
chavs are the bottom of the genetic sess pool. they cant fight one on one they have to be in gangs to be hard, get one on his own and threaten them they shit thereselves and start crying. they have no trouble damaging stealing your car damaging your property if you stand up for your self. they wihnge all foreigners are taking there houses\jobs maybe if you got of your ass and worked for a living we wouldnt have to employ people from abroad!!!! they verbally abuse anyone with a darker shade of skin than them and genrically label them a paki as they are thick as shit, they dont realise that the indians they insult actually despise pakistan more than them. unfortunaltey for average uk citizen if you ever defend yourself aginst them you end up in court they get a slap on the wrist and start over agian, coppers are powerless as chavs know law better than half of these stupid bent laywers who probaly get huge payouts for representing them and after trying to convict them for crimes the coppers get told give em a warning or asbo which on paper is more use for wiping your ass with. best cure to deal with them??? good fashioned unrestrained street level viglantism, when chav corpses and burnt out chav houses start becoming a regular occurance maybe the government will get off its stupid weak EU ruled arse and do something mind you with our human rights act we would get a 25yr sentence whilst a criminals gets freed after a few years insted of there full sentnece and given compensation
by mr pissed off September 12, 2008
Get the chavmug. This wonderful breed of human trash, are a form of degenerate bred by a liberal policy that has encouraged whole neighbourhoods of these morally bankrupt scumsuckers.
The welfare state has generously provided these vaguely humanoid creatures the financial means to breed massive families of 8 or 9 brutalised child chavs in waiting.
Because of this the swine now outnumber true humans 6 to 1 in areas like Swanley and Orpington, in Kent
The women are easy to spot, they are the ones calling their two year old children c**ts because the poor little souls can't keep up with a woman about 4 ft taller than them. You see them every morning on their way to the off license.
The men are unctious, revolting, trogladytes who beg for fags and booze outside said offie and look for the first excuse to gang up with their mates to beat up a 10 year old.
They have a very effective method of indoctrinating their children with the chav ethos:(the following is irony by the way, just in case you're a bit slow)
1) Physical abuse - The chav father AND mother are very good at this. Why ask kids nicely to do something, when you can brain them with the remote control."I'm watching Jeremy Kyle"
2) Thieving as a lifestyle choice - It's how dad gets the little luxuries.
3) Normalisation of drug taking in the family home - Marijuana can make you a real man, eh kids? and psychotic, for extra fun, too!
4)Bravery is not how tough you are it's inversely proportional to how many of you can gang up on some poor mug. For extra points, film on your phone for entertainment later on...
It really is like this...I live in this kind of place. God I hate it! They must be the only group that truly lives up to its stereotype.
The welfare state has generously provided these vaguely humanoid creatures the financial means to breed massive families of 8 or 9 brutalised child chavs in waiting.
Because of this the swine now outnumber true humans 6 to 1 in areas like Swanley and Orpington, in Kent
The women are easy to spot, they are the ones calling their two year old children c**ts because the poor little souls can't keep up with a woman about 4 ft taller than them. You see them every morning on their way to the off license.
The men are unctious, revolting, trogladytes who beg for fags and booze outside said offie and look for the first excuse to gang up with their mates to beat up a 10 year old.
They have a very effective method of indoctrinating their children with the chav ethos:(the following is irony by the way, just in case you're a bit slow)
1) Physical abuse - The chav father AND mother are very good at this. Why ask kids nicely to do something, when you can brain them with the remote control."I'm watching Jeremy Kyle"
2) Thieving as a lifestyle choice - It's how dad gets the little luxuries.
3) Normalisation of drug taking in the family home - Marijuana can make you a real man, eh kids? and psychotic, for extra fun, too!
4)Bravery is not how tough you are it's inversely proportional to how many of you can gang up on some poor mug. For extra points, film on your phone for entertainment later on...
It really is like this...I live in this kind of place. God I hate it! They must be the only group that truly lives up to its stereotype.
by Gaz from orpington October 22, 2008
Get the Chavmug.