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Certified Frieza Moment

A certified Frieza moment is when, you conquer a group of people, a nation, a world, or a universe. Its a example of taking the W
“Yo, I heard you conquered the southern galaxy, thats a Certified Frieza moment”
by Friezasagamerngl June 20, 2022
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cerote

a really hard piece of shit that clogs your bowl
Oh no! Someone took left a really big cerote in the bowl!
by Blanca Mosso August 31, 2003
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cert

Correctional Emergency Response Team
Active the CERT Team we have a Riot.
by Yourused October 20, 2007
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Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
by speculatorninja February 9, 2010
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ceri-ann

Very bitchy, probs don't have many friends but she don't give a damn. Can spit lit bars tho
Person 1: shut up Ceri-Ann
Ceri: go away
by Goaway11111 March 5, 2017
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certainty

The quality of being something declared as being true that will be proved as being false the next day.
"The thing that is clear to us and that we can say with certainty is that this plane was not hit by a missile."

CAOI - 10th January 2020
by Facette January 11, 2020
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Penis Certification

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.
2.Certification of the health of a penis.
1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!
2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!
by A$$LickaLowd October 1, 2008
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