pressing her coconuts

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs

I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.

by Dr Mo November 24, 2009

deep dick coconuted

To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time

To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time

Example:
"Me and my girlf

deep dick coconuted last night..."
"Is she ok"
"No she's in the hospital"

by Kade has AIDS January 12, 2018

Coconut creampie

A semen filled vagina resulting from an interracial gang bang.

A group of us went down to tha hood and gave a slut a coconut creampie.

by I_killed_Kenny October 28, 2006

Coconut Helmet

1. The coconut helmet is a symbol used to identify people of a strange, usually a pseudo sociopath/psychopathic nature

2. Symbol has resemblance of a monkey on steroids

Fig 1: c:U

1. Damn that guy, he just talks shit! What a Coconut Helmet!

2. Look at this monkey on steroids!! c:U

by b757cp August 5, 2009

Coconut

A Latino person that is dating a white person

Person 1: Hey man did you hear? Carlos is a coconut. He's dating this hot white chick called Diane

by Muchacho10 July 29, 2010

Coconut-nut

When a male drains the white juice out of a coconut, sticks his penis in the hole he made, and ejaculates in it. Then he gives the coconut to someone.

“Honey, wanna taste this coconut milkshake?”
“Don’t you give me a coconut-nut again!”

by SheavkehaGafj April 3, 2019

Coconut head

A defamatory term for a person who is from the West Indies or Caribbean.

I went to this chics house I met online last night for dinner. She had a thick West Indian accent played reggae and soca music all night and served me jerk chicken and dumplings. She’s such a coconut head.

by Joe S. December 4, 2020