gentle caress

to stroke gently

i long for the gentle caress of my girlfirend

by batman34 October 28, 2010

clap your cakes

Have sex

Damn you going to let me clap your cakes

by Ahsharrih June 10, 2016

shh no one cares

a salty way of telling someone to be quiet. usually used if someone is being annoying. similar to saying shut up. this phrase is commonly seen on shirts.

Person: goes on and on about something
The other person: shh no one cares

by GalaxyTheCat October 22, 2020

hoe cakes

two large cheeks of the buttocks

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Who cares

A remark adressing female attire that, despite breaking dress codes or rules of decency, is commonly accepted due to the atractive nature of the wearer.

"what's with all the chicks wearing booty shorts and tight-ass tank tops?."

"who cares?"

by Row 3 March 5, 2010

johnny cakes

a breakfast dish that you order if you are gay (as coined on The Sopranos)

Mother: "I just saw Stuart over at Egg Harbor...he was by himself and eating a tall stack of johnny cakes...what's up with that?"

Rob: "<Giggle> I don't know, but thank you for letting me know! <Tongue-wag>"

by The Keefer's 7 May 17, 2006

cum cakes

A yummy snack that consists of:
1 cup of cum,
2 eggs,
3 tablespoons of cakes

I didn't know what to do with my excess cum, so I made some cum cakes!

by fordtech March 30, 2009