Carting

A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.

Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.

Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.

Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

Caking

Using only dry toilet paper, not finishing the job with a moist flushable wipe after pooping resulting in microbes of shit being unknowingly left caked around one's asshole.

'Bro, that chick has a hot ass. You think she is caking though?"

"Hey girl, that guy as the gym was really cute".... "Yuck, he was pretty sweaty and probably caking "

by WheelKaos February 8, 2017

caving

to hope that your friend will be alright after another episode of "round round roundelay"

Is that why you're hibernating in your cave?
Because the young girl broke your trust You wanted a good time and got burned
Caving for you
🖤

by Krkič April 18, 2019

calingus

an adjective to describe something cool. note: this is a made up word that is only to be used in the presence of someone who likes to take your trendy slang and use it as his own. so when he uses it in front of you or other other people, you can just laugh at him.

I can't believe how calingus this shirt is!

by Karl Hungas May 26, 2003

Wet Caking

when you are fresh and making pleanty of money you are wet caking

Jose:Look at that fly guy Joell

Mike:Yea he sure is wet caking right now

Jose:Yea sumthin lite

by Daddy Long Strokes July 6, 2008

Nicolas Caging

The act of committing a wrong doing or seeing something tragic, not being phased by it at the time, but years later remembering said incident then crying about it like it just happened

crap someone killed my daughter, oh well (thirty years later) they killed my daughter NOOOOOOO!, listen to johnny he's Nicolas Caging pretty bad

by mac-10 June 30, 2015

caking

goofing off, being silly, klutzy, messing up. Stems from common stereotype in pop culture of people failing at baking cakes, falling into them and destroying them, and/or cake ending up in the wrong person's face in silly food fights.

"If Jimmy and Mark hadn't been caking around the whole time we might have actually gotten something done."

by quinnrachet July 17, 2011