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Cat

A disgusting animal that poops and pees in your clothes. They will eat your birds or pet rodents if left unattended. Will not jump to your defense like a dog would, should you come under attack. Instead, a cat will hide and come out when the coast is clear to lap up your blood. Cats are the only other creature in the world besides humans who will needlessly kill other creatures, usually by unnecessarily cruel means. The only creature in the world vindictive enough to bury their poop so you can't see it, but buries it shallow enough so that it squishes if you step on it.
Cats are characteristic for their bitchy mannerism, independent attitude, leaving filthy messes wherever they go (most commonly shed fur that won't come off) and for only loving you when they want something, like food or to have their shit box cleaned out. Cat owners often share many if not all of these characteristics with their pets, and thus are usually equally annoying.
Example 1:
If you took the bitchiest man or woman in the world and turned them into an animal, they'd probably turn into a cat.

Example 2:
The Egyptians worshiped cats, but also thoroughly had their collective asses conquered by every other neighboring nation. (Nubians, Assyrians, Persians)
by Not Really a Cat Lover July 26, 2010
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A fluffy, adorable, stupid, idiotic, but smart, stuck up, furry, and prissy creature.
by AFrostGirl March 11, 2015
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A small, furry animal, also known as a feline.
REMEMBER
Cats rule; Dogs drool
I have 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pet cats
by Catacoma September 6, 2016
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The cutest things alive. They are mostly known by their videos on YouTube and their toebeans
by Mæææh November 29, 2018
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A furry little bitch that looks like a meatloaf. They will take over the world in 2023 and is the doom of this planet.
It will kill you .

Illuminati confirmed 🤯
Bob: WOW is that a meatloaf

Larry: No that’s my cat
Bob: Oh.
by Yaassqueenllama December 4, 2018
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A cat is a other word for a nitty and is dirty and will rob you blind just to get there drugs
by Johjfjf August 8, 2017
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A four legged animal that has been domesticated to reside with and without humans. Also the official animal of the internet.
Sam: Did you pet the cat?
Lisa: No, it's ignoring me as usual.
by SaturnVRKT August 17, 2017
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