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Get the crippies mug.A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
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Get the crippled nipple mug.(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.
However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.
Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.
Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.
However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.
Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.
Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.
"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"
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