a number 1

When you need to take a piss.

I'm going for a number 1

by J_Mulu360 April 15, 2015

number 81

Taking a piss in a urinal with your Pants all the way down to your ankles

I walked into a public restroom in this fat ass was taking A Number 81 with his pants down to his around his ankles

by Biker44 November 25, 2017

Number 2

Another word for poop

Uh-oh! I gotta go number 2!

by Anonymous person..... March 13, 2018

Number 0

To sneak off to the bathroom pretending to relieve yourself, but instead, using the private time to send text messages to your secret lover on your cell phone.

I stepped away from dinner with the family to take a Number 0. My wife never suspected a thing.

by USC Dude August 23, 2010

Order By Number

The way you order food in a chinese restaurant.

I wanted the mushu but the lady wanted me to Order by number!!!

by Usurperrh March 06, 2003

Wrong number

when ya call ya bro like sup nigga wann play som battle vs chess but its actually your wife your callin so shes like whata hell y aint u at ya job

ay am sorry bro wrong numbereno

by Owguin March 12, 2019

Number 12

Cock

Random Man: Hey Dude What's Number 12
Other Random Man: Cock

by Roniter September 08, 2021