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Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009
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bumwunce

Multiple definitions include:

1. An exclamation of mild annoyance towards a nearby individual.

2. Doing something quickly, rushing, so to avoid certain undesirable situations.
1. "I regret to inform you that your mother is dead."
"ahh.. you bloody bumwunce!"
"dont shoot the messenger, sir."

2. "if you dont finish your article, you'll be in trouble!"
"ah, give me a second, i'll bumwunce it."
by pseudonym_sizzle July 13, 2009
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bumwunce

A subtle, sneaky but polite touch of someones behind.
Harry bumwunced Sally

Did you just Bumwunce me?
by Pukkaman September 8, 2009
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Bumpin Pies

The act of two girls smashing, vag on vag, while one girl has whip cream in and/or around the vagina, the other with cherry fruit filling.
Guy 1-"It was cool that bitch bein' a lesbian at first. Then the bitch started pissin me off with all that pie bumpin'."

Guy 2-"Good thing her and Alishia don't start bumpin pies, could end up being a cheese danish."
by lotsandlotsofherb October 26, 2010
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Bummint

1. (n, adj.) Any large, Socialist, tax-and-spend Gummint.

2. (n, adj.) A contraction of "Big Gummint"
1. Obama's Bummint has increased the US National Debt beyond the levels of all Presidents in US history, combined. It's an Obamanation.

2. Bummint Spending can only be sustained by excess taxes and wealth transfers, from the productive to the unproductive.
by DaChieftain July 9, 2011
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bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.
Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.
by webmayin April 29, 2013
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bumpin a taxi

Is where you order a taxi and when it comes and then takes you to where ever you are going instead of paying the driver you get out and run . Usually you stop just before your destination so they dont see what house or building you go into
Taxi bumpincabcarhacknebumpin a taxitaxi bumpednot paying a taxi
by Maddog1230 January 22, 2014
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