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King's Blessing

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.
"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."
by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009
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bless

in my area its wot rude boys say 2 each other wen they part company ... its like sayin goodbye
im goin now ma breadbin ... bless!

they do it cos they think if they hug each otha ppl will think that theyre gay
by breadbin October 30, 2003
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Elwood Blues

The Younger of the Two Blues Brothers, he was played by Dan Aykroyd in the movies Blues Brothers and Blues Brothers 2000. Elwood is a motorhead, and sold the original Bluesmobile ((A Cadillac)) for a microphone. He then bought the new Bluesmobile, a 1940s Police Car, in an auction, and, by parking it in a
"I'd like some dry white toast, please."
"Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!"
"It's A hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"You can't LIE to a nun."

Elwood Blues dances like the cokiest queer in the village. <3
by RoboTribble May 6, 2006
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bless your little heart

A southern's way of saying fuck you
Teacher: You have 7 pages of homework tonight
Student: Well bless your little heart
by Miss may rocks May 12, 2016
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blessykins

A substitute for "God bless you."
You know...when you sneeze.
Little Girl: Aaa..aaa...aaachooooooooooo!
Grandma Blessy: BLESSYKINS! BLESSYKINS!
by Farzad October 9, 2005
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Bleshy

That game potato was so bleshy
by branboy24 October 13, 2017
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snowy morning blues

When you wake up in the morning after a one night stand if the girl has to stay because of a snow storm, you play an annoying song, such as snowy morning blues, repetitively to make sure she wont come back.
Guy 1: Dude why were you still with that chick from 2 nights ago last night?

Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.

Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.
by Bob Jenkins & Bosco October 6, 2010
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