breast

A slice of meat from a chicken. The slice from a free-range is what I recommend.

Butcher: So what will you have today?
Customer: I prefer the chicken breast you have there on the left.
Butcher: I am sorry, but I do not recommend that, how abut the thighs?
Customer: No, bitch! I asked for the goddamn breast, now give them to me. Mofo.
Butcher: (Goes to wrap chicken breast and weigh for price then hands to enraged customer)
Customer: Thank you.

by Kevin Forester June 20, 2004

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breastmellow

A marshmellow that has incubated of a woman's brassiere.

Her breastmellow tasted great! It was still warm.

by SeanQ February 8, 2009

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Breastketball

The classic sport of tossing a small ball of paper, or any other small object, down a girl's (preferably low-cut) shirt--the "breastket". Standard basketball scoring rules apply. The three-point line is a rough ten feet away from the girl's chest. A game begins when one player says something along the lines of "Hey dude watch this" or "I bet i can get this down her shirt" to his friend, and then shoots. The breastket must be the same girl for the entire game, however multiple games can be played at once, with different scores. Then the game is played until both players agree on declaring the end. Slam dunks are allowed. The girl has NO say in the game's beginning, play, or end. The game is most easily played on higher cup size breastkets, however, less of a challenge.

Austin- "Hey Gage, how much you bet I'll score on Meredith right now?"
Gage- "You won't. There's no way!"
*Austin shoots and scores*
Both- "Two points!"
A breastketball game has begun.

by My name is Johnny March 21, 2012

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