breastketball

game popular amongst horney middle school boys in which a girl in a low cut shirt is showered with assorted garbage aimed at her cleavage.
An excuse for middle school boys to reach down a girl's shirt in order to retrieve a sunk wad of paper.

see boob grabbing

Joe: Hey baby, hows about a game of breastketball
Slutty Susan: ok, feel my chest!!!!!

Joe: Hi sexy, let me play breastketball with you
Mary: Eww pervert, Dont touch me or my titties

by Lyndsey and Steph June 22, 2006

Breastketball

The classic sport of tossing a small ball of paper, or any other small object, down a girl's (preferably low-cut) shirt--the "breastket". Standard basketball scoring rules apply. The three-point line is a rough ten feet away from the girl's chest. A game begins when one player says something along the lines of "Hey dude watch this" or "I bet i can get this down her shirt" to his friend, and then shoots. The breastket must be the same girl for the entire game, however multiple games can be played at once, with different scores. Then the game is played until both players agree on declaring the end. Slam dunks are allowed. The girl has NO say in the game's beginning, play, or end. The game is most easily played on higher cup size breastkets, however, less of a challenge.

Austin- "Hey Gage, how much you bet I'll score on Meredith right now?"
Gage- "You won't. There's no way!"
*Austin shoots and scores*
Both- "Two points!"
A breastketball game has begun.

by My name is Johnny March 21, 2012

breastketball

A lunch-time game invented by high-schoolers where spare change from their respective lunches is thrown into the cleavage of a female classmate.

rules: One point for every coin made into the shirt.
Two points if the coin is bounced.
Three if the coin goes into the bra.
Four if the coin goes in the pants.
Five if the coin is not retrieved within the game's duration.
Ten points if it's a slam dunk.
(If more than one score applies add them together)

"Dude I got a few quarters, you wanna play some breastketball?"

by goosepoopsscoops April 25, 2009

Breasketball

The sport in which often a male tries to throw a spherical or cylindrical object, typically a coin, gumball, wad of paper, or popcorn, down a woman's displayed cleavage.

This sport originates from a middle or high school pastime of boys simply being bored and wanting to play basketball with girls. The lack of a basket caused men to use women's cleavage (note can also be played with an overweight man). It has spread to the public and is a common occurrence when friends chill with females.

Baker made popcorn for her friends, and Howard decided to take advantage of the opportunity and play breasketball with Baker's 34B's.

"Dude, look at her shirt."

"Nice. Let's play breasketball. One-on-one."

basketball

by Guan Zhang April 9, 2010

brasketball

the act of throwing a small piece of something into a girl's bra when she is wearing a low cut shirt.
A common game played among friends.

I shot 60% in brasketball today. Andrea didn't know what was going on.

by Stik E December 7, 2007

Brestketball

It is when someone plays basketball with a crumpled up peice of paper and the hoop is a girls cleavage. It is ment to be played with at least two people.

damn dane wasnt that fun when we used to play Brestketball with brenda?

by white chocolate123 September 14, 2011

breasketball

Similar to Basketball, where as instead of a hoop, you use the cleavage of breasts.

"let's go play breasketball." "How?" "well you have to keep trying to throw pieces of paper (scrunched up) and/or other suitable sized objects into my cleavage."

by bigjase48 July 2, 2008