breadiquette

The rules regarding the courteous handling of bread, especially at a restaurant or dinner party where a loaf is being shared.

Did you see how John used his bare hands to grab the loaf of French bread at one end and tear a giant hunk off the other end for himself? He has no sense of breadiquette!

by Hammond Cheese December 6, 2009

Bread Magician

A magical man who kills dragons and quests for wheat.

Man 1: Got any bread?
Man 2: No sorry, let's go ask the bread magician!

by df0420 June 21, 2011

Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

Breadfooter

(noun)
1. one who is clueless and often makes poor decisions
2. one who shows lack of motivation
3. see Millennial

(verb) "breadfoot"
1. to screw up a situation
2. to inadvertently sabotage someone

(Origin)
Derived from the YouTube Video, The Watermelon Genie, which depicts a clueless male character, who is granted one wish from The Watermelon Genie, no rules or restrictions, and chooses to have "bread where my feet is".

n. Dan decided to test the new email server by trying to send a 1GB attachment to multiple recipients, causing the server to come to a halt... He's such a Breadfooter!

v. Joe said the pool controller application was completed but it contained so many bugs... He breadfooted me again!

by Wilby1976 November 17, 2017

bread end

The end of a loaf of bread that most humans discard. Or may also be used to refer to an individual who is stretched thin financially and eats discarded bread ends to save money to raise a family.

Yo, did you see Paul was eating those bread ends at lunch today?
Yeah, poor guy. Preschool prices are through the roof these days.

Hope things turn around for him soon...

by Jmt757 May 10, 2018

bread wad

Noun; jerk, asshole

"Look at that bread wad over there...""If you're going to be a bread wad, dude, you can hang out by yourself".

by Warriorhippie January 13, 2019

Breadache

The feeling one gets once acquiring too much bread. Synonymous with being lost in the sauce.

Caleb: Dangggg, that boy Derran must have a breadache from all the grain he obtained!

by Palakazam January 20, 2019