toot it and boot it

to fart and then leave.

Ew, don't just toot it and boot it.

by bitchshreddershredder November 14, 2010

boot-face

v- to vomit excessively after binge drinking.

That bitch had about 10 drinks!! You should have seen her boot-face all over the patio later that night!!

by chris March 22, 2005

Cowboy boot in a mud puddle

Fucking someone with a very loose vag. Possibly right after a pregnancy.

;Last night i fucked christine and it was like putting a cowboy boot in a mud puddle!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!

by aries:) January 5, 2010

boot legger

adjective/noun: meaning

One who sells replica products for a cash value.

uncle willy sold us these dvds he made.
uncle willy is a boot legger.

by parnelli February 25, 2009

boot

a not so attractive female

jonnie- i herd you were tapping up sarah the other nigh at that party
dave- nah man she was a boot even with my beer googles on

by V3gas4ce January 21, 2006

there's a snake in my boot

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg

Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot

by Briarcrest April 20, 2017

boot hockey

The original Minnesota "CODE" for smoking pot to keep parents and pigs in the dark...

Hey Ma, I'm gonna go play boot hockey with my friends...see ya!!!

by Bomni February 8, 2005