Love Boner

When a male becomes erect by the thought of or by being told that his loved one loves him.
Sally: "I love you so much baby."
George: "You just gave me a huge Love Boner."
Sally: "Oh yes, I can feel that!"
by Sally69 February 10, 2013
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Boner Queen

A general term for an attractive looking girlfriend, who is quite esteemed in the art of getting their boyfriends hard.
After the countless stories about having sex with his girlfriend, Tom's girlfriend is hereby known as a boner queen.
by ArtfullyCrude October 18, 2009
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Depression boner

A type a erection that one acquired from feeling emotion of sadness.
Tanner got a huge depression boner at his moms funeral
by tportnewdepressionboner March 20, 2017
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Compliment boner

When you're throwing so many compliments around that the recipient gets aroused.
You keep telling me how awesome I am and I'm going to get a compliment boner.
by Yomommasbae August 21, 2015
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winking boner

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.
I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.
by dj lemon May 21, 2012
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Adrenaline Boner

A boner that pops during a rush of adrenaline, in a completely non-sexual way.
When we were going up the lift on the roller coaster, my balls started tingling. At the bottom of the first drop, I had a full-on adrenaline boner.
by rogerthewhale May 2, 2013
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jesus boner

noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.
While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.

The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.
by the storm drains May 7, 2008
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