Bleffed

When one is Blessed, but also Fucked.

You have to live this one to understand it, stay Bleffed brothers and sisters!

by Fearlesslove808 March 4, 2024

Blerching

The act of infecting your crankshaft by inserting a foreign object so that it inflates beyond regular size.

A: "Dude have you tried blerching?"
B: "No, should I?"
A: "Totally my hog is way bigger and now I can pee cream cheese!!"

by SigmaChode345 March 6, 2024

Blerging

The act of pursuing happiness

Person A: "Omg I'm blerging"
Person B: "Yo good for you man"

by the man person March 8, 2024

bleaf

when someone is blind and deaf

Are you guys bleaf.

by gschul16 March 20, 2024

berfungle

confuse someone to kill them in a game

i just absolutely berfungled this cunt

by dabbinfox March 20, 2024

Blerg

The act of male masturbation where one masturbates so long and hard they have blood in their ejaculate

Fat Behemoth : MOTHER COME QUICKLY!

Mother : Oh no what are you -

Fat Behemoth : I AM BLERGING! I AM BLERGING!

Mother : BEHEMOTH!!!!

by FatBehemoth April 5, 2024

Beerful!

Vocative word used to describe an oncoming incident regarding possible spillage of beer.

“Bottle about to be spilled full of beer”
Person 1: BROO BEERFUL!
Person 2: Oh
“Saves beer”
Person: Thanks!
“Takes sip”

by Chillguy April 12, 2024