Tuna blasting

The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.

When a female is working out to hard and she accidentally begins tuna blasting those around her.

by Molicious August 23, 2012

zucchini blast

To simulate sex vaginally or anally with a huge lumpy zucchini

Those chicks in the produce aisle are totally going to zucchini blast eachother tonight

by jorizza December 20, 2014

fanny blaster

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017

peepee blaster

Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.

During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.

I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.

by gay is bad June 6, 2018

Anal Blast 9000

When you Anal a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week.

Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah

by IDontknowwhattocallmtself June 29, 2018

green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.

Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"

by l33tLIES August 20, 2018

Gooch Blaster

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.

Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.

by davrimeh October 8, 2018