Anus block

The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.

Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!

by Angry Larry September 19, 2017

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drink block

When a person at the bar prevents you from ordering a drink for you or a woman you're buying a drink forbecause they are acting like a jackass.

I was at the bar and asked a person if i could get in to order a drink and they wouldn't move therefore he was drink blocking me.

by meatshield01 September 11, 2010

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Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.

'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

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couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 29, 2012

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1.) When you pick a large, viscous booger while driving and are unable to flick it out the window before arriving at your destination.

2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.

"Do you have a tissue, I was booger blocked on the way here."

by PopeAbsurd October 13, 2011

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