bjorn

a can or bottled beer or keg

Hey...pour me a nice cold bjorn!
A bjorn is a single beer, but multiple beers are known as bjornyan'

by freddy February 27, 2005

Dirty bjorn

The Guy that's always horny around little girls

That dirty bjorn is looking again

by HC.tim December 8, 2020

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002

bork

Has many meanings. Could mean "you're screwed," could mean "let's do it." Bork is the word that can replace any verb or even any exclamation and still make sense. Basically, pick the meaning you like and go with it. Or just use it without any meaning.

You're borked.
That was some serious bork today.

by Leleana April 15, 2006

Borken

Broken, misspelled.

For something to be borken, it must be broken beyond all repair.

However, the only reason why its beyond all repair, is because it cannot possibly be fixed by the idiot who is stupid enough to call it borken, thus broken beyond all repair.

Guy1: Aw man my TV's so totally borken!
Guy2: Borken? Anyway, what's wrong with it?
Guy1: It won't make any sound!
Guy2: Umm...that's because its on mute.
Guy1: Oh! You must be some kind of genius or something!

by Paznos April 25, 2009

Björgvin

Björgvin is an Icelandic name, tipically a nice looking boy, who likes himself a LOT. He loves anal sex, and seems to get excited when he sees a nigger's huge dick. Sometimes they turn on Icelandic sheeps.

Björgvin enjoys having anal sex with his oncle's sheep

by chubaca00624 November 28, 2011

Borking

The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.

"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"

by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010