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benjamin

Cute awsomely awsome dude that loves to play and is always nice to everybody has five cousins and loves to share and play with them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benjamin is the funnest awsome dude in the entire world loves always is happy and loves bubbles!!!!!!!!
by happy cousin sam April 11, 2009
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Benja

Someone that cannot make a choice or decision between two people, thus vacillating interminably hurting all and sundry. Someone that wants to have their cake and eat it too.
'I can't decide between Jess or Veronica, Jess has great tits, but Varonica talks dirty. I know I'll do a Benja and date both'
by Jeronimo21 February 16, 2009
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crispy benjamin

In a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. He procedes to ejaculate on the female counterpart's chest, spreading the semen in an even, uniform manner. Whilst the semen is drying, The male invites a third companion to the jamboree. When it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the semen from the first female's chest and eats them as if they were tasty Pringles fresh out of the can.
Lois: I'll have fish and chips please.

Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.

Waiter: This may take a while!
by jahdsk August 13, 2007
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Benjaminism

The practice of doing jack shit
The guy sat on the couch and practiced benjaminism
by Rezgac January 26, 2019
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Benjamin Lee

Sophisticated prick, who no one likes. Person who also have a microscopic dick, with dandruff all over his pubic hair. People are amazed at how horny he can get, raping anyone he sets his eyes on. Pathetic Brat.
Bro, i heard someone like wei ju. Must be one of those Benjamin Lee's.
by Wei Ju April 10, 2019
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benjamin william

a basic guy with two basic first names. he likes to go by "ben" because he doesn't like benjamin. he is outgoing, smart, obsessed with popcorn, and is way to confident. he has probably dated only one or two girls and loves to present speeches and is very positive. he is probably an overachiever in school. he is also very polite and mannered. he is friends with many different people and is a good person, although he can be NERDY.
benjamin william is going on a star wars marathon tonight, do not bother him.
did you hear that benjamin william got a 95% in his math course this semester? he is such an overachiever.
by Ahoho February 19, 2020
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Benja Lee

Hottest and sexiest man to ever roam this planet, pro gamer with a massive horse cock that can shatter and destroy pussy.
"Are you Benja Lee?"
"Yes"
"Oh my god please fuck me"
by Joe Sama August 10, 2020
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