Bench

Somebody who is cold, hard, possibly dirty, and only exists to be used by other people. Substitute for "b*tch".

"Son of a bench!"
"I've already seen that meme, bench."

by lkfddfgofdngdfg June 15, 2019

Bench

Governmentally sanctioned places of public seating.

Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!

by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021

Bench

Something you can sit on

Jill:”hey bill look at the cool bench”
Bill:”that’s a nice bench

by Jill.32z October 11, 2018

Bench

Something that you choose not to do

That assignment the teacher gave us is a bench

by Mans like MJY March 24, 2021

bench in howard park

a gay and a girl who looks a bit edgy’s fav spot to do chocolate covered raisianing and chocolate lesbianing.

would you like to go to the bench in howard park?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)

That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.

by Giraffasaurus May 30, 2015

Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.

Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.

by scratch-22 November 12, 2021