kiss of the badger

when one allows onself to go flaccid during anal sex and pees in their partner's anus

Daniel totally gave the whole Cobra Kai dojo the kiss of the badger when he peed in their butts last thursday

by kotb September 30, 2007

I'm here for the badger

An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building.
See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered

Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you?
Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger.
Security Guard: For the badger?
Gord: For the badger!

by Frank bonestorm October 12, 2005

Berger

The act of forcing your bare skinned rear end into another's face in which the nose of the recipient is prodded deep into the rectum of the donor. When delivering a berger it is almost always necessary to have accomplices pin down the beneficiary beforehand to ensure cooperation.

Mike had been eagerly waiting with his pants down when the rest of us pinned down Tim. After a long struggle, Tim succumbed to the inevitability of the berger.

by The Berger King January 24, 2009

Honey badger

The Honey badger has been referred to as "the meanest animal in the world", and they are often considered to have no enemies, apart from man. They are a tenacious small carnivore that has a reputation for being, pound for pound, Africa's most fearless animal despite its small size. They are reputed to go for the scrotum when attacking large animals.

Some people share similar characteristics with the honey badger. They are persistent when they are after something. Once provoked they become ill-natured and intimidating.

by smatty21 December 8, 2011

Bedge

Both a bed and a hedge

Simon sleepily eyed up the nearby hedge and weighed up the 15 euro it would cost for the nearby hostel against the value he placed upon his physical integrity and dignity. Feeling both nihilistic and courageous after just having read the entire collected works of Charles Bukowski, Simon narrowed his eyes, glared defiantly at the traffic, made his bedge and lay in it.

by Pepe Le Pew Pew July 27, 2020

berger bopping

to download music and drink sauvignon blanc or wine at the same time.

The lonely girl spends all her time berger bopping on the weekend.

by stev25 August 21, 2009

sky Badger

The lesser known sky badger is a small striped animal that flies through the air with grace and presence. Sky badgers are approximately 1-2cm in length and have stripes, similar to the contemporary badger. They burrow to find their home and collect pollen. Sky badgers are often referred to as 'bees'.

"Look at that sky badger!"
"That's not a fish badger, it's a sky badger"
"Ow, I've been stung by a sky badger"
"That sky badger's honey is nice"

by Bobbojenkins July 30, 2006