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Scissor Beak

A term used to define all races, colors and creeds of a group of people over the age of 60 who tend to roam around super markets, more often than not at Market Basket -- or "The Basket" -- a New England super market chain, at such an amazingly slow pace that it is hard to comprehend. In addition, while they are roaming, they have no fucking clue what the hell they came to the store to buy and thus look at every item on the shelves in a side to side, or up and down manner making their nose -- or beak -- very amusing to watch, especially when in packs. The term scissor comes from what these people need to use to clip the hairs in their beaks.
Otis - "I can't believe how many scissor beaks were congregating at the checkout line at The Basket this morning."
by A7XRockkr June 25, 2009
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Beaking

When a male with a nose of rather large proportions inserts it into an orifice, such as, and not limited to; an anus, vagina, mouth, ect. Generally it's pulled in and out much like the penis during intercourse.
Arthur told me he was beaking Angie last month at Wal-Mart, but he got too shy and ran off in the middle of it.
by Eroticus Maximus January 27, 2010
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bakon

verb approve, to like something or someone
"I totally bakon that song.”

I didn’t bakon that latest movie.”
by Olexity May 6, 2010
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beakman

Anyone who acts strange.
i.e.-stares out the window with their nose pressed on the glass giving it the effect of being 2 times it's usual size.
i.e.-sitting at a stoplight until the car next to you pretends to go. You fall for it and run right through the red light.
This word is based on a people out of Grand Ledge Mi.
Quit being a beakman, you are weird!!
by B.M. October 26, 2004
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Bakon

Bakon is the Definition you give to someone is fat, dosent shower and has curly hair with a chubby face... AKA they look like a pig.
1. Dude your brother looks like Bakon..
2. ROFL yeah awesome nick name
3.what you guys talking about
1 & 2. stfu bakon
by The1NdNly April 20, 2009
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beano

slang for a gram of marijuana, everyone i know uses this one, i cant believe im the first to post it.
Beanos for sale beanos for sale, get em while theyre fat.
YO i got a beano u guys wanna hit some fat buckets?
by mayser January 11, 2005
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Beaker

Someone who never stops talking about themselves. Like Beaker from The Muppets- "Me me me me me me"
"Did you hear John moaning about how ordinary his life is again today?"

"AGAIN? That guy is such a beaker.
by Noit May 13, 2011
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